Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Be kind. SCORE 193
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
How cameras work. SCORE 223
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Thanks mom. SCORE 194
Gold digger. SCORE 117
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Robot love. SCORE 168
Friends forever. SCORE 212
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Cat etiquette. SCORE 190
Peenut. SCORE 160
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 212
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Brains! SCORE 283
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 262
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Wut? SCORE 156
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202