*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
Says the actor hired by a multi-billion dollar company… SCORE 34
ALLL ABOARD SCORE 32
More like $60 SCORE 31
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Gamers just wanna game. SCORE 30
Beware of youtubers waiting in ambush… SCORE 21
Cat maths SCORE 28
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
A chicken’s life for me… SCORE 30
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
Hail Him. SCORE 20
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
Jade is poten SCORE 31
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
A rediscovery, of sorts. SCORE 24
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
Hey at least they’re aware… SCORE 31
There never was a chicken… SCORE 32