
everything else sucks SCORE 16

i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19

it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19

the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 29

i’m the joke SCORE 19

you’ve been warned SCORE 21

time is of the essence SCORE 16

i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17

happy birthday! SCORE 19

the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 30

crap SCORE 16

more milk per milk SCORE 17

waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27

the worst SCORE 19

evil genius SCORE 13

with me, always SCORE 14

get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23

i don’t think he can SCORE 7

hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26

It’s not working SCORE 12

beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15

pure happiness SCORE 19

burns so good SCORE 4

the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 38

emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8

taste of freedom SCORE 17

did you hear the honk? SCORE 25
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holy dog SCORE 20

flan from god SCORE 19

this is me SCORE 39

always screaming SCORE 4

that’s a snake SCORE 22