Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Every time. SCORE 294
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
You are so cute… SCORE 333
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Get in there! SCORE 9
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
SONDER SCORE 20
True desperation. SCORE 150
Returned… SCORE 16
Where they are now… SCORE 30
The Feels SCORE 14
Basically. SCORE 171
My heart just melted. SCORE 81
Oh Google. SCORE 224
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 23
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 383
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -6
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Exactly. SCORE 170
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 282
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
