Classic. SCORE 39
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Alligator SCORE 79
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Boop SCORE 50
Cat Selfie SCORE 50
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Slightly miffed cat SCORE 49
In Every Painting Of Him I’ve Ever Seen… SCORE 75
Life in 2017… SCORE 70
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 88
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 59
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
