Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
City’s full. SCORE 20
Born to ride… SCORE 23
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Not bad… SCORE 36
*easily amused* SCORE 46
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 35
This thicc banana SCORE 18
George Harrison and Bob Dylan playing tennis in 1969. SCORE 16
Irony is art. SCORE 31
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
This does make me happy… SCORE 41
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Barista good. SCORE 61
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Kool kids buffet SCORE 26
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
The struggle was real… SCORE 22
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
