I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Old Habits SCORE 81
#stopit SCORE 98
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Smooth AF SCORE 101
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
