Words. SCORE 9
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
sent via FAX SCORE 15
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20