it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
must pet the pet SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there were no survivors SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 48
so true SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
