Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Words. SCORE 162
every time SCORE 215
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
your gay SCORE 249
I knew it!! SCORE 11
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
… SCORE 10
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 409
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Me basically. SCORE 181
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
me in the shower SCORE 21
Nice things SCORE 11
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Female body builders. SCORE -29