I found the manliest soup ever. SCORE 10
Forever 33. SCORE 21
Oh snap! SCORE 132
confused physicians. SCORE 212
Free advertising. SCORE 180
Your kind of crazy. SCORE 131
Attach a laser pointer to your cat’s head. SCORE 154
Nope. SCORE 97
How we know winter is coming. SCORE 157
Disney gender reversal. SCORE 148
I’m so in debt I can… SCORE 155
We’ll be replaced by robots SCORE 0
That explains it. SCORE 229
Wind it up. SCORE 16
Would eat. SCORE 105
It’s a big world out there SCORE 161
Smack DOWN SCORE -36
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Life is not a fairy tale. SCORE 92
Ebola in Dallas SCORE 12
Nah. Too much work. SCORE 14
Skinny jeans will be the death of me. SCORE 124
When I hesitantly hug my partner after a fight when they’re still mad. SCORE 19
Dogs of the world. SCORE 83
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
I can still smell them SCORE 102
The Ron Swanson Luchables Kit SCORE 10
next week on doctor who… SCORE 111
The sea. SCORE 128
Every Grunt from Home Improvement SCORE 6
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 202
We’re sorry our product stinks SCORE 0