
this is probably true SCORE 11

goats have their own physics SCORE 18

the mercury man of steel SCORE 22

it totally dew SCORE 10

excuse me??? SCORE 21

birds are pretty incredible SCORE 40

good question SCORE 27

and this is the third day in a row i’m eating it for lunch SCORE 15

the cat gets the house SCORE 32

you’re friends with a demon SCORE 17

how to get your kids to behave during the holidays SCORE 12

you need an adult SCORE 19

every time i do it makes me laugh SCORE 3

vampyramid scheme SCORE 26

you can’t ‘c’ in the dark SCORE 14

he has taco bell SCORE 29

don’t judge me SCORE 21

once you hit 30 everything falls apart SCORE 23

look at all the pretty colors! SCORE 24

it’s the thought that counts SCORE 9

i regret everything! SCORE 16

i am the night SCORE 30

the ocean is gazpacho SCORE 14

busted! SCORE 25

and just like that a classic was born SCORE 25

so i have a confession to make SCORE 8

all these years later still funny SCORE 23

be like aragorn SCORE 22

one of us SCORE 19

gotta pay the bills! SCORE 29

i hate you, i just don’t know why yet SCORE 26

and now i want to touch it SCORE 11