Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
My dream day SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
request denied SCORE 30
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Stress relief SCORE 45
Problem solved SCORE 42
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Flying first class SCORE 24
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31