How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
The truth about the holidays. SCORE 171
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The Bob It! SCORE 134
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Kids these days… SCORE 105
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Coincidence? SCORE 148
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
True fear. SCORE 255
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 323
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81