When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 89
Hillary Clinton dresses like she’s in charge of some sort of space federation SCORE 112
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 144
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 34
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
Suprised donor SCORE 157
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
Why you don’t leave food in your car in bear country. SCORE 65
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 88
The Gold SCORE 129
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
This teacher SCORE 94
I support this hobby SCORE 106
You know all those vape stores and vape lounges?.. SCORE 56
You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Son of a- SCORE 80
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 59
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
A cross over I can get behind SCORE 67
Like SCORE 60
accurate SCORE 95
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 63
