Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
What a dream job… SCORE 31
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
