Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Too true SCORE 233
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
…0-0 SCORE -4
Accurate. SCORE 9
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
… SCORE 10
Words. SCORE 162
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
your gay SCORE 249
Me basically. SCORE 181
me in the shower SCORE 21
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
