i just love food too much SCORE 21
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
for the greta good SCORE 8
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
christmas buck SCORE 27
am i a dog? SCORE 33
throw them out SCORE 18
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
very subtle SCORE 17
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
my next hobby SCORE 13
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
