Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Aawooof! SCORE 35
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
