This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Coincidence? SCORE 149
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 323
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
True fear. SCORE 255
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Kids these days… SCORE 105
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Touché… SCORE 192
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
