Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Just let me go SCORE 49
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Ooops? SCORE 118
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Star Vars SCORE 56
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
This is adorable SCORE 135
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74