Says Kanye… SCORE -88
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
BURN! SCORE 233
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every time. SCORE 123
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
40 years later. SCORE 121
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Finally. SCORE 344
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Accurate. SCORE 174
China vs Germany SCORE 294
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
