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This+Kid+Is+A+Haiku+Master
I+do+not+think+you+know+the+meaning+of+that+word%26%238230%3B+Spring+Break%2C+circa+1985.
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
Imagine+just+the+thing%26%238230%3B
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Nah+thanks%2C+Bernie+bud.
Nah thanks, Bernie bud. SCORE 27
Thanks+Dan.+Always+good+news+coverage.
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
America+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+run+presently%2C+but+I+see+your+point
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
Jeff+is+really+letting+me+down+with+their+joke+quality.
Jeff is really letting me down with their joke quality. SCORE 29
EXTREMELY+PLEASED+WITH+THE+FOOD+THANKS
EXTREMELY PLEASED WITH THE FOOD THANKS SCORE 30
CGI+helps+everyone+out%26%238230%3B
CGI helps everyone out… SCORE 23
So+it+is+said%26%238230%3B
So it is said… SCORE 31
Cats+can+teleport.
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Feed+the+buns+%3A%2F
Feed the buns :/ SCORE 14
You+gonna+pop+big+time%2C+eventually.
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Ohh+yea%26%238230%3B
Ohh yea… SCORE 23
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Villains+say+things+hero%26%238217%3Bs+can%26%238217%3Bt.
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
And+the+wildflowers+rejoiced.
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Wow+nice+one%2C+bud.
Wow nice one, bud. SCORE 35
God+of+lesbos.
God of lesbos. SCORE 38
Fishing+for+dough+nuts.
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
You%26%238217%3Bll+go+down+in+history%2C+bud%21
You’ll go down in history, bud! SCORE 10
NASCAR+never+even+went+to+the+moon.
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Mom+phones.
Mom phones. SCORE 25
I+guess+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+like+my+printer+goes+brrrrr+posts%26%238230%3B
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+go+elsewheres%2C+Sarah.
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Too+far%2C+Omar.
Too far, Omar. SCORE 23
Someday+they+will+make+someone%26%238217%3Bs+day+brighter%2C+anyway.
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Yo+you+just+played+yourself.
Yo you just played yourself. SCORE 29
Rac+is+only+one+letter+away+from+rat%26%238230%3B
Rac is only one letter away from rat… SCORE 26
I+guess+I+like+NASCAR+now.
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 34
I+could+show+you+the+world+later.
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
Sending+Harts+To+Eberywan
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
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