Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Happy little trees SCORE 49
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 46
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
What about Linux? SCORE 44
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Let’s just be friends SCORE 23
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 37
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 43
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 53
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 61
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Stress relief SCORE 44
Same… SCORE 53
easy money SCORE 29
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 34
