
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89

The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153

Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97

you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98

levels of typos SCORE 157

I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152

This is a good person. SCORE 96

He is risen SCORE 69

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130

Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 71

Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122

Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76

The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 137

When everything is about productivity SCORE 78

Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 168

The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123

Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207

Jesus Christ.. SCORE 202

Disney movies SCORE 128

In my defense, I’m pretty sleep deprived SCORE 64

This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 77

We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 121

He looks so proud. SCORE 122

Too close SCORE 109

What Do We Say To The God Of Updates? SCORE 82

Yes please. SCORE 120

X x X X X X SCORE 84

Don’t do drugs SCORE 114

We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 73

The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107

Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107

I like your name. SCORE 189