A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Ladies… SCORE 173
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I love you. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How people see me. SCORE 233
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friends. SCORE 213
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
New books. SCORE 200
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
