they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 36
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
judges judily SCORE 20
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
