Slow Robot
There+Is+No+Perfect+Measure
we+dare+you
we dare you SCORE 10
it%26%238217%3Bs+spicy%2C+you+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+like+it
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
is+this+satire%3F
is this satire? SCORE 14
what+is+this%2C+pants%3F
what is this, pants? SCORE 22
exactly+how+i+ordered+it
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 17
it%26%238217%3Bs+perfect
it’s perfect SCORE 20
i+like+bananas
i like bananas SCORE 9
merriam+webster+should+sue%21
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
mooooo
mooooo SCORE 15
must.+hold.+it.+together
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12
cramps
cramps SCORE 8
yes+they+are
yes they are SCORE 8
sleep+makes+no+difference
sleep makes no difference SCORE 28
be+kind%2C+peanut+butt
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 14
i+like+you+better+with+your+legs+still+attached
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 9
don%26%238217%3Bt+insult+al+capone
don’t insult al capone SCORE 27
otherwise+i%26%238217%3Bm+falling+asleep
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
supersize+it
supersize it SCORE -3
duck%21
duck! SCORE 12
everything+beagle
everything beagle SCORE 1
what+did+you+think+was+going+to+be+in+there%3F+sugar%3F
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12
turtle+magic+ritual
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you+see%2C+the+day+i+was+born
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a+totally+normal+seat
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
memorable+first+customer
memorable first customer SCORE 17
onward%2C+steed%21
onward, steed! SCORE 13
accidental+beauty
accidental beauty SCORE 31
friday+is+perfect+actually
friday is perfect actually SCORE 24
we%26%238217%3Bre+both+lying
we’re both lying SCORE 21
a+very+small+dog
a very small dog SCORE 15
slap+them
slap them SCORE 11
you+are+charcuterie
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
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