
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

it’s perfect SCORE 21

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

everything beagle SCORE 1

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13

yes they are SCORE 7

rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16

okay just one more thing SCORE 4

mooooo SCORE 15

merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16

bread and dirt and poems SCORE 16

we dare you SCORE 10

future track star SCORE 17

spirit animal SCORE 8

dramatic vacuum SCORE 23

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 12

20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 11

is this satire? SCORE 14

while i eat popcorn SCORE 12

friday is perfect actually SCORE 25

40 is the new 80 SCORE 21

onward, steed! SCORE 14

accidental beauty SCORE 31

just pure energy SCORE 11

cramps SCORE 10

sleep makes no difference SCORE 29

a totally normal seat SCORE 11

duck! SCORE 13

we’re both lying SCORE 23

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13