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Don%26%238217%3Bt+text+and+walk+%26%238212%3B+this+happens+every+couple+of+months
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Tests+be+like
Tests be like SCORE 100
Juxtaposition
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
A+Real+Page+Turner
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Added+to+the+bucket+list.
Added to the bucket list. SCORE 89
Installed+in+the+year+1410%2C+this+600+year+old+clock+in+the+city+of+Prague+is+the+World%26%238217%3Bs+oldest+astronomical+clock+still+in+operation
Installed in the year 1410, this 600 year old clock in the city of Prague is the World’s oldest astronomical clock still in operation SCORE 171
You+really+have+to+commit+to+the+joke.
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Dorsa+Derakhshani+plays+a+round+of+chess+in+St.+Louis+University%26%238217%3Bs+chess+practice+room.+The+Iranian+chess+federation+banned+her+for+not+wearing+a+hijab%2C+so+now+she+has+joined+the+U.S.+Chess+Federation.
Dorsa Derakhshani plays a round of chess in St. Louis University’s chess practice room. The Iranian chess federation banned her for not wearing a hijab, so now she has joined the U.S. Chess Federation. SCORE 160
Hue+hue+hue+hue+%3AD
Hue hue hue hue :D SCORE 128
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+proud+of+it%26%238230%3B
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Never+thought+vegetables+could+be+terrifying
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fight+it%26%238230%3B
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Getting+called+out+has+never+felt+so+good.
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
The+lowest+bar
The lowest bar SCORE 138
We%26%238217%3Bre+not+on+speaking+terms%2C+currently.
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Seeya.
Seeya. SCORE 96
Genetics
Genetics SCORE 143
My+education+isn%26%238217%3Bt+a+joke%2C+Jerry.
My education isn’t a joke, Jerry. SCORE 133
Secret%26%238217%3Bs+out%2C+Putin.
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
This+can%26%238217%3Bt+keep+happening
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Growing+up+is+hard+to+do
Growing up is hard to do SCORE 75
Spotted+this+amazing+door+stop+at+work
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Snitches+get+stitches
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Wholesome+piggy+back.
Wholesome piggy back. SCORE 210
Why+did+the+chickens+leave+the+village%3F
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Awkward
Awkward SCORE 125
Racism+is+so+American%26%238230%3B
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Morale+is+high+this+week..
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Nothing+screams+boyfriend+material+as+much+as+this
Nothing screams boyfriend material as much as this SCORE 86
Cat+Carton
Cat Carton SCORE 107
High+maintenance+in+the+flower+world.
High maintenance in the flower world. SCORE 135
Things+my+guinea+pig+does.
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
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i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 26
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this is oddly heartwarming SCORE 26
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gonna need work to give me a raise before i start a swear jar SCORE 10
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thanks chrome, that was super not helpful at all SCORE 37
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in reality we’re all stanley SCORE 21
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dads anonymous isn’t for everyone SCORE 17
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