Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
She Was Asking For It SCORE 9
Things To do. SCORE 17
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 185
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Because Cute SCORE 15
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
…Yummy… SCORE 5
My life is a lie. SCORE 263
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
The new Batman SCORE 11
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 230
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Shadow Puppets SCORE 9
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 280
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
The arctic summer. SCORE 237
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
The more you know. SCORE 431
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 3
