Paragraph. SCORE 51
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Are you even real? SCORE 113
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57