Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Actually… SCORE 341
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
bender logic SCORE 7
Awkward… SCORE 295
Would not bang SCORE -8
Things I’ve Said to My Children. SCORE 309
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -23
what obama looks like SCORE -9
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
How cats work SCORE 4
Deal with it. SCORE 109
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Human stahp SCORE 0
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
Sibling Love SCORE 10
Rules For Success SCORE 5
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Astronaut Problems SCORE 5
Zombies SCORE 6
jabba the cat SCORE 3
duckface SCORE -6
