Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Finally. SCORE 344
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
