
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31

i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -5

throw them out SCORE 18

then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25

you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10

the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 22

you’re probably faking it SCORE 51

the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20

my fart is on the floor SCORE 22

no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16

no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20

how old book smell is created SCORE 31

very subtle SCORE 16

the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33

some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22

how to unfunny friends SCORE 42

let it shine, let shine, let it…. oh no my car won’t start SCORE 13

all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 11

i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14

mood poisoning SCORE 13

my next hobby SCORE 13

i just love food too much SCORE 21

christmas buck SCORE 27

cryptid currency. who’s in? SCORE 27

ley’s go skiing SCORE 38

tiny but a might roar SCORE 18

more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32

am i a dog? SCORE 33

important notes for male writers SCORE 42

for the greta good SCORE 7

tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24

who wins the shootout? SCORE 18