I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Anybody else? SCORE 284
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Ladies… SCORE 159
Discuss. SCORE -24
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
