Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Cats are jerks. SCORE 126
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 105
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How rainbows start. SCORE 37
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Logic. SCORE 188
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 459
Like a boss. SCORE 222
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -4
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Like a boss. SCORE 288
