Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Word! SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
How is this possible? SCORE 277
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I love you more than… SCORE 122
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I was mugged! SCORE 130
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Truth. SCORE 183
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I yawned! SCORE 10
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
BROFIST SCORE -2
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258