there were no survivors SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
too late SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
so true SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
must pet the pet SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 48
cats always come first SCORE 27
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
bad ass SCORE 38
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
5 days a week SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
