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Terrifying+two+sentence+horror+stories
She%26%238217%3Bd+still+do+it+now
She’d still do it now SCORE 20
help+thyself.
help thyself. SCORE 22
Consider+owning+a+cat.
Consider owning a cat. SCORE 21
Existence+is+pain.
Existence is pain. SCORE 20
neanderthals+in+pain.
neanderthals in pain. SCORE 34
Stay+good%2C+boy.
Stay good, boy. SCORE 19
Australian+Space+Shuttle+Launch
Australian Space Shuttle Launch SCORE 27
Beached
Beached SCORE 22
Let+them+cronch.
Let them cronch. SCORE 25
Bald+Eagle+Cronchable
Bald Eagle Cronchable SCORE 16
Is+it+working%3F
Is it working? SCORE 24
A+true+homie.
A true homie. SCORE 31
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 28
High-Elf+Joe+Biden
High-Elf Joe Biden SCORE 25
You+can+hear+them+coming.
You can hear them coming. SCORE 35
Floppy+discs+had+a+certain+vibration+to+them%26%238230%3B
Floppy discs had a certain vibration to them… SCORE 34
Acid+Jazz
Acid Jazz SCORE 20
Wrong+dog.
Wrong dog. SCORE 26
The+Holy+Grail+of+ice+scrapers
The Holy Grail of ice scrapers SCORE 25
Last+night%26%238217%3Bs+trail+cam.
Last night’s trail cam. SCORE 26
The+Great+Emu+Wars.
The Great Emu Wars. SCORE 19
Nutella+ain%26%238217%3Bt+cheap.
Nutella ain’t cheap. SCORE 35
run+beethoven%2C+run
run beethoven, run SCORE 30
You%26%238217%3Bre+wearing+a+Petri+dish+on+your+face%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam.
You’re wearing a Petri dish on your face, ma’am. SCORE 27
My+true+colors+shining+on+through.
My true colors shining on through. SCORE 17
Jeff+stop+it%2C+mate.
Jeff stop it, mate. SCORE 35
Creatures+of+warmth.
Creatures of warmth. SCORE 34
Hello+fellow+zookeepers
Hello fellow zookeepers SCORE 33
Love+me+long.
Love me long. SCORE 13
Medieval+beekeeping+outfit
Medieval beekeeping outfit SCORE 25
breakfast+is+served
breakfast is served SCORE 27
Be+the+boss.
Be the boss. SCORE 30
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