Now kiss… SCORE 115
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Trollololo! SCORE 151
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The Twortle SCORE 142
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Same thing… SCORE 21
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146