*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Sports! SCORE 42
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
What murder? SCORE 45
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
And cheese SCORE 25
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -17
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
