And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Measures of success SCORE 81
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
My Man! SCORE 107
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Be Lucy SCORE 77
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
