Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Never sink SCORE 146
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
WWJD? SCORE 96
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Trust no one SCORE 106
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
