a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 84
a true work of art SCORE 12
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 26
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8
help, i woke up SCORE 31
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9
i am your coffee maker SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
muggle born SCORE 13
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 36
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 30
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35
no SCORE 22
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18
