Call 911 SCORE 17
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Needs more white SCORE 23
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Plot twist! SCORE 41
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
The original is still the king SCORE 39
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
easy money SCORE 29
Happy little trees SCORE 50
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Awkward SCORE 69
For me? SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Oh my SCORE 29
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Same… SCORE 53
