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The+Cutest+Tortoise+Family
%24DOGE+is+always+float.
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
RIP+in+Corona
RIP in Corona SCORE 29
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Functional+fashion+for+the+every+day+person.
Functional fashion for the every day person. SCORE 30
This+kind+of+friend+is+nice+to+have.
This kind of friend is nice to have. SCORE 26
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
So%2C+so+many+of+them%26%238230%3B
So, so many of them… SCORE 17
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
Real+Planets+have+Curves
Real Planets have Curves SCORE 28
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
Being+a+parent+is+tough+stuff%26%238230%3B
Being a parent is tough stuff… SCORE 26
10%2C000+year-old+giraffe+engravings+in+the+Sahara+Desert
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 23
Thanks+Haley%2C+loved+you+in+Mrs.+Doubtfire.
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
Sounds+a+little+fishy%26%238230%3B
Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
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Basically+what+being+a+grown+up+is
Basically what being a grown up is SCORE 202
That+frustration%21
That frustration! SCORE 134
Since+everyone+is+talking+about+Pluto+right+now%2C+here%26%23039%3Bs+a+cool+fact
Since everyone is talking about Pluto right now, here's a cool fact SCORE 11
Got+the+job
Got the job SCORE 149
All+The+Ladies+Love+Him
All The Ladies Love Him SCORE 12
So+true+it%26%23039%3Bs+not+even+funny
So true it's not even funny SCORE 150
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