hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 23
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
therapy burn SCORE 29
whatever it takes SCORE 16
all natural SCORE 22
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
dreams are fun SCORE 28
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
have it their way SCORE 16
not a high success rate SCORE 25
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
one is never an option SCORE 11
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
