Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 51
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
I GUESS SCORE 45
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82