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Just+a+Friendly+Chicken.
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 21
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Facebook+ads+be+like%26%238230%3B
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Words.
Words. SCORE 9
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
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Do+you+check+the+text+or+go+back+to+sleep%3F
Do you check the text or go back to sleep? SCORE 24
m%26%23038%3Bm%26%238217%3Bs+with+obstacles
m&m’s with obstacles SCORE 11
we%26%238217%3Bre+also+proud+of+you%2C+justin
we’re also proud of you, justin SCORE 38
what+do+you+see+in+the+glass%3F
what do you see in the glass? SCORE 41
just+hanging+out
just hanging out SCORE 17
the+lava+frog+has+been+angered
the lava frog has been angered SCORE 38
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